The BIG 3, Blunder Free, Triple Guarantee

 

We’ve all made a blunder now and then.  Remember that juicer you bought because the infomercial said it was the greatest invention since the wheel, but now it sits atop the garage sale pile.  Or how about when you thought an electric can opener would be the perfect gift for your wife at Christmas? OOPS!

 

The last thing you need is a blunder when you are buying something for your home.  That’s why every purchase includes our exclusive “BLUNDER FREE GUARANTEE”.

 

Here’s how it works:

If you don’t like your new furniture for any reason, we’ll take it back.

 No Questions Asked!

 We guarantee your purchase 3 ways:

 

1.  QUALITY. 

            We guarantee your purchase will meet our stringent quality Standards – AND YOURS.

 

2.  INTEGRITY.

          We guarantee that our educated, professional team members will tell you what you need to know - not what you want to     hear - about the products you purchase from our stores.

 

3.  SERVICE.

            We guarantee world class service when you have a question or require assistance.  We’ll amaze you.  Really!

 

 

Would you like to read the fine print?  You just did.

 

The BIG 3, Blunder Free, Triple Guarantee

Exclusively from Dirks

 

Absolute Satisfaction Guaranteed.  Period.